Pua Chu Kang Talks About SEX??

Note: Read this only if you're 18+! :)
Otherwise, enjoy reading.

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.

Here it Goes:

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get R a p e d?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? ehhh? Don't pray pray ah! (load: road)

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn!! (Blain: Brain, Siow: Nuts/silly)

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not? (Corlight: Correct, Shiok: Fun)

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn.....! You go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class is it?? Stupid lah!! (flont: front)

Aloy : Wah! Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah! Best in Singapore and Johor Bahru, and some say Batam also ah!

So funny right? Hehehe, I couldn't stop laughing when I read this. Ehehe, Hope You all enjoy it as much as I did. :)

With Love: Amirul010