Extreme Jokes 18 SX

Hye all, how are you guys today? hem, today nothing much going on. Have 2 lecture lessons. First with Mrs Arihati, focusing on two sexual transmitted disease (STD) which are Gonorrhoea and Syphilis. The second lecture was with Mrs Hjh Maimunah. Focusing on Health Education. For the first time, I finally met a hard rock and funny kinda lecturer. She's just so funny. I can't stop laughing whenever she made up jokes but while busy joking, she still makes sure she's making her points clear eventho' she's joking at the same.

Lunch time, the love of my life stop by for lunch. Had a great time. Around one, we both part ways temporarily cause we both need to go back to school. The lecture, well, it's not really a lecture, it is more towards briefing regarding our clinical placement which was conducted by Mrs Liew Mui. One unexpected thing happened during the briefing, she asked me to be her assistant to re-edit the clinical schedule for my batch. And she only gave me about 3 days to do it. Oh crap! How am I going to do this, if everyone from my batch keep nagging me to change their placement according to what they wished for. Huh...

Alright, it's the end of January, I encoutered fun, pain, fine health and sickness throughout this entire month. Hence, I'm gonna close this last post of January 2009 with an Extreme Jokes. P/S No Kids Allowed!!

Newly wed girl :
Newly wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.
Mom : How do you know?
Girl : Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.

Bangladesh Worker:
Bangladesh Worker : Sir, me no come to work, me sick.
Boss : When I am sick, I have sex with my wife - try it.
2 hours later, Bangladesh Worker : Boss! It worked! Me ok now. You got nice house.

Used to have one.
After sex, Thai girl kept fondling man's cock.
Man : Why? Want to have sex again?
Thai Girl : No lah, just admiring your cock. I used to have one before.

Women's lives.
Women's lives are hard.
Morning - wash clothes. Noon - hang clothes, Evening - keep clothes. Night - iron clothes. Midnight - take off clothes. After midnight - find clothes.

Confused?
To make it straight, she pulls it.
To make it stand, she rubs it.
To make it stiff, she licks it.
To let it in, she pushes it. True?
Threading a needle is not easy.

Lost his chicken
Priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:
Anyone got a cock? All men rose.
Priest : I meant anyone seen a cock? All women rose.
Priest : I mean anyone seen my cock? All nuns rose.

Sad story.
A Sad story. A woman's husband died & she had him cremated.
She then blew his ashes into the ocean and said : Sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you.

With Love: Amirul010

Shocking!!!!!!

Hye Guys, breaking news. My friend told me about this post. Posted by one of my seniors in one of Brunei's hottest web page. Here, let me re-post what did he or she wrote. Please note that, this is an exact copy from the original message. Hence, any wrong grammar or spelling should not be judge.

TO NURSING COLLEGE

WHEN OUR FINAL EXAM RESULT WILL COME OUT?

I on behalf of my 26 colleague Certificate in Nursing 1st Intake would like to complain and express how we feel.

We have been waiting our final exam result for almost a year, specifically 7 months after we sit for our final exam which is on 10th June 2008. Now it is already January 2009, but yet still no news from Nursing College regarding our final exam result.

Lots of promises and excuses given to us, but none of the promises are being fulfilled by them. Our parents keep asking us about our result. What we can say to our parents, the result still not comes out. My parents feel so angry and upset for what had happened to me. So the other parents too.

So many times we went to the college asking about our result, but a lot of excuses given to us. There are only 27 of us in our intake. Why it takes a few months for them marking our exam paper? For my information, our assignment paper already has done marking before we sit our final exam. And, If I not mistaken, the previous intake which is Diploma in Nursing only takes about 2 months for their result to come out after they sit for their final exam. Meanwhile, there is large number of student in Diploma in Nursing compare to us which is only 27 students. Why they can marking the Diploma in Nursing exam paper for a short time? But why our exam paper takes a long time for them to marking?

So, to nursing college, “Where is our final exam result? What has happened to our result? When it will come out?” We have been waiting and waiting our result since last year and yet it is still not come out until now. We feel upset and disappointed with the Nursing College for what has happened to us. Therefore, to nursing college staff especially to responsible staff, please do something regarding our result. We have been waiting our result since last year and it is almost a year. Please release our result if you are already done with it. Don’t make us waiting for a long time. We have been waiting our result since last year patiently.

This post was submitted by CN1 student.

What do I think?

Wow, to be honest with you, I do feel for them. They deserve to be treated the same as the other students. We are in one big family, they studied for two years at the college, the college really need to treat them the same level as the other students. So teachers, please do something about this issue. Their talking about their future, don't let them down.

Original post is available at this URL: http://www.bruneiclassified.com/newhys/2009/01/29/to-nursing-college-2/

With Love: Amirul010

Is Dajjal Born Already In Isreal?

One of the prominent events preceding the Day of Judgement is the appearance of Dajjal. We have been apprised of many aspects of Dajjal both in the Qur'an and the Ahadis. In fact, the Muslims have been more informed about the Dajjal by the Holy Prophet than previous nations by their respective prophets. Dajjal will appear somewhere between Iraq and Syria , after the Battle of Istanbul takes place. The name in the Ahadis is Constantinople, which is the former name of Istanbul . Dajjal will be a Jew. His distinguishing feature is that he will be one-eyed and the word "Kafir" or "unbeliever" will be written on his forehead. That he is a Jew is confirmed from another hadis, which says that his followers will be mainly of Jewish religion. Dajjal will be a powerful personality in this world. He will attract loads of people; his voice will be heard in the East and the West. The latter, given the present day communication technology in the form of satellite television and Internet, doesn't seem surprising.

The main aim of Dajjal will be to try and convince people that he is God Almighty. He will try and deviate people from the Right Path and join his ranks. To achieve that end and to convince people with true faith, he will kill and then re-create the same person. This will prove to be sufficient to gain him more followers, especially the ones who have weak faith. But we must remember at all times, that he will definitely not be anywhere near God.

Dajjal will travel the whole world. The only place where he will not be able to enter is Makkah and Madinah. "It will at this very time that Allah will send Christ, son of Mary. He will descend at the white minaret on the eastern side of Damascus , wearing two garments lightly dyed with saffron and placing his hands on the wings of two Angels. When he lowers his head, there will fall beads of perspiration from his head, and when he raises it up, beads like pearls will scatter from it. Every non-believer who smells the odour of his body will die and his breath will reach as far as he is able to see. He will then search for him (Dajjal) until he catches hold of him at the gate of Ludd and kills him."

Last but least, I would like to apologise for not being able to update this blog yesterday. This is because the phone was down around my area. So, I couldn't go online and update. Plus, there wasn't much going jua bah yesterday. Just an ordinary day but a really bad day for me. Please don't ask why. One more thing, I would like to congratulate my friends who did well for their A'level. Most of them achieve 2 to 3 A'level. I wish you guys all the best. Bah, that would be all for today, I need to do my assignment. Cya.

With Love: Amirul010

Glad To Be Back

Hye all. Yes, its true. After two weeks of sick leave due to chicken pox, I am finally ready to come back to school. Apparently today is another first day back to school for me after two weeks of M.C and I'm sure I did miss alot of lectures. Nevertheless, I am going to work hard in order to catch up with the others.

The Morning started pretty good for me although I was not in that school mood just yet but I will adopt into it the next two to three days. I arrived at school before 8am with Sikin, I fetch her up this morning from her house and together we cruse to school. While I was on the way to my classroom, I bumped into my bestfriend, si Alif. He told me that his glad to see me back to school, along with some of my friends. I must say here, I am quite surprise by the amount of people saying hai to me and asking about my current condition. I am really flattered.


The morning started with a lesson on Occupational Health, a joint class from Alif's intake and my CIN intake. It was pretty interesting but I couldn't really concentrate, I don't know why but my guess is, I'm just not use to be in a big group kinda of lesson. During break time, I just stayed inside our lecture room and hang out with some of my closes friends. While we were busy talking, our class rep came in and told us that our clinical placement timetable is already out. From there on, everybody was just anxious to see where are they going to be place during the clinical placement. Some are happy with their placement and some aren't. I personally felt a bit here and there by my placement.


I am quite happy with my placement. The places that I'll be attending for my clinical placement are, Mental Health Unit RIPAS Hospital, Rimba Health Center, Sengkurong Health Center And Ward 2 (Paediatric Ward) in RIPAS Hospital. And this clinical placement is going to start by mid of February until Mid of June. Huh, Am I excited about this? or am I terrified? well, to tell you the truth, I am sort of 50-50 on this issue but let's just wait and see. The experience working at these places are so unpredictable at this time unless I'm there already to experience the experience.


Second lecture, a Paediatric lesson by Mrs Hjh Rajiah. From what I've heard from my coursemates, she's one tough lecturer to please but today I find her lesson quite interesting and informative. Although I never attended any of her previous classes before since I'm on leave but I guess, once again, time will tell. Since I don't have any classes in the afternoon, I decided to get a permission from our co-coordinator to leave school. Reason? Well, I told her the truth plang, I really need to renew my driving licence. I didn't know all these days I've been driving with an expired driving licence. Huh, thanks to my friend Basil for reminding me about my driving licence expiry date. Otherwise I'm going to keep forgetting about it. Huh, what else ah? hem, I guess that's it. Lunch time, my love one come over to my house and had lunch with my family. Um, alright, that would be all for today.


Oh yeah one more thing, what I'm really frustrated about while I was on leave was missing a lecture on Bone Fracture, a special lesson taught by a guest lecturer, Dr Rashid. An Orthopedic Specialist Surgeon From RIPAS Hospital. Damn, I miss that lecture, damn you chicken pox for ruining my life.


With Love: Amirul010

Out For The Chinese New Year

Hye all. Hem, Let me recap on the things I did yesterday. I didn't go anywhere during the day time because of the weather. It's been raining, so boring. But during night time I and a couple of my friends did went out to Hiew's house in Kg Kiudang Tutong. To get there, I was planning to use the highway but my instinct tell me not to. So I ended up using the old road. The one from Sengkurong. You know what guys, We were totally lost yesterday. I had to called Hiew for guidance and thankfully Hiew's father is willing to help us find the house by waiting at the Lamunin Fuel Station. From there, I just followed Hiew's father. While on the road, another problem occur, Hiew's father is sort of like a fast driver so, it's a bit hard for me to catch up with him considering it was raining heavily at that time. Plus, Hiew's place is really deep in the rural area. God, I'm was so glad that I did bring some of my friends along with me other wise I might just go home and cancel on Hiew. (I have a really poor vision if it's a heavy rain)

We arrived at Hiew's house around 6pm, we talked and did tons of catching up. Me and Hiew haven't seen each other for a year now. His actually a former patient of mine when I was doing my internship in Ward 8 (Orthopaedic). The last time I saw him was when his about to undergo a Right knee replacement surgery a year ago but yesterday he told me that he had just undergo another knee surgery but this time its for his left knee last 3 weeks ago. He was in a good shape last night and I hope He'll recover soon. I really do.

Right from Hiew's place, me and my friends went to Seit's house in Lambak Kanan. We arrived at her place around 8pm. My God, Seit's place was really pack with guest. Sadly we miss the lion dance. I was really looking forward to see it live but may be next year saja lah. Ehehehehe. We did talked with Seit but not so much cause she was really busy with the other guest, who's come and go at the same time. I must admit I do felt a little bit left out but can't blame her, her house was really full at that time. A little message for you Seit, it's okey lah dalenk, your busy, its understandable. :) We left Seit's place around 9pm and headed straight home.

Oh yeah, one more thing, I'll be coming back to school tomorrow. Yay! I can't wait to see everybody. I miss my coursemates. I really do, despite it all. About my chicken pox? Finally the pox had left the building. Eheheh, I'm so happy. Bah, that would be all for today. Tonight I'll be going to Mike's place for Gong Xi Fa Chai. So, Mike, ehehe, Ang pau!!! ehehe, nah, kidding :). Alright. cya guys.

With Love: Amirul010

Happy Chinese New Year

Gong Xi Fa Chai To All of My Chinese Friends.

Hans Hua Sou, Seit Mei Chan, Hiew Lo Yong, Michael Jhun Leng, Hans Kwong Jong, Liew Luk Yong, Jacnyta Liew, Alan Chong, Lim Sei Kee, Alan Teo And Kuang Kong Seng.

With Love: Amirul010

Flood

Picture Is Taken By Amirul010

Perumahan Kg Rimba, About 2am this morning, a massive amount of water came out of no where, flooding the road and some houses in the area. The picture above is taken during the flood, a view in front of my house. Everybody was already a sleep when this occur, I received a phone call from one of my neighbour informing me that my house had a high chance of getting the flood. Without hesitation I woke my mother up and tell her what is going on.

Once we got downstairs, we began to clearing our staff, putting it all somewhere safe. While I was busy packing our staff in the living room, I noticed my mother was outside, checking on how is the flood outside the house. At first, me and mom thought that the water is going to enter our house within' a couple of minutes but luckily within' 20 minutes, the water starts to shrink back to the main road. You can't imagine how relived I was when I found out. So does my mother I think. But sadly for my neighbour's house, the one who informed me about the flood is the one who suffered from the flood when water entered their house while the chances for my house getting the flood is much more higher than their place.

It all ended sometime around 4.30am, I went back to sleep around 5am this morning and woke up around 9am. As Usual, I began to unpack all the staff I packed during the flood and starts cleaning the living room. I finished around 12 noon. Alright, That would be all for today, I need to catch up with my sleep. My sleeping pattern is really mess up these couple of days due to the chicken pox together with the weather condition.

My advice to you all out there is, you guys need to be 247 alert. Especially these days, where the weather is not so good, and the chances for natural disaster to occur are really high. All the best guys. Have a nice day. Oh yeah, one last thing, My prayers goes out to families who had lost their beloved ones because of the natural disaster happened here in Brunei or where ever you guys are during the last couple of days. Al-Fatihah for the Muslims and May God bless their soul for the non Muslims.

With Love: Amirul010

Fruit That Kill

Hye guys, sorry for the late update, the reason why I couldn't update my blog yesterday is because there was a blackout at my place which starts around 9am until 2am today. Seriously guys, I was having a really bad yesterday. If I could just turn back time and stop all the natural disaster from happening I would but unfortunately I can't. Anyway, here's a thing that I wanna share with you guys, about a star fruit that could cost your life.

This Fruit That Can End Your Life!

This is not an April Fool Joke. But a stern reminder to all my readers. We were advised to have a few servings of fruits a day in order to reap the benefits of fruits right? But obviously this is one big no-no fruit to be excluded from your fruity feast!

In Shenzen, more than 10 people who consumes the star fruit had died. And now a 66-year-old, Malaysian who has been suffering from kidney ailment fell into coma after eating the start fruits. Yes, all it takes is one fruit or 100ml of its juice and the ordinarily harmless star fruit transforms poison in a matter of hours for kidney patients. So does this mean, people without kidney problems should be fine with star fruit! My take: Not at all! Prevention is better right?

Malaya Medical Centre consultant nephrologist said that star fruits contain a neurotoxin which is not present in other fruits. It affects the brain and nerves. In healthy persons, the kidneys filter it out. But for those with kidney problems, this potent toxin cannot be removed and will worsen the consumers' conditions.

The symptoms of star fruit poisoning include:
~Hiccups
~Numbness and weakness
~Feeling confused
~Agitation
~Epileptic fits

The risk of death is high if you are having kidney ailments! But healthy individuals should beware of this fruit's potential toxin too. It could also cripple your vitality if you are not lucky. So don't take it for granted. It's better to avoid them. Please pass this news to others.

With Love: Amirul010

Hans New Ride

Hye guys, yeap it's true, my friend Hans did get him self a new ride. Not just a simple ride but a smoky ride as well. Yesterday I went out with him (Hans) to Beribi to fetch his new babe, and while we're on the way, I bumped into Kamarul & Rara somewhere near the Beribi fuel station area. I don't really know what were they up to but I did waved at them to show that I do misses them. Erk, Yes people, I am still recovering from the chicken pox. But the question probably in your head right now is "why would I go out if my chicken pox is still severe?"

Well, the pox ain't that severe as the last couple of days, like today I managed to go out without letting so many people see me properly. Huh, I still look horrible plang guys with red spots all over me it ain't going to stop me and I really hope it all would end soon, so that I could come back to school and resume my studies. Oh my, I do missed a lot of lectures already and I bet it is going to be tough to catch up with the other guys. Anyway, a little message for my friend si Hans, bah, since you have a new ride now, it is now my turn to ask you to drive me around. Ehehehe. And guys, just for your info, I did test drive the car. Man, it was so damn comfortable. I wish I could afford it right now but I guess may be will someday. (Once I start working a earn a stable income)

So Hans, don't forget to bring me along cruising with your new ride alright. Or else I'll kill you. Eehehe, well, just joking. One more thing, I would like to apologise for the late update guys, currently my place is having problem with the phone line which is why sometime I couldn't go online and update this blog frequently. Moreover, before I end up this session, my prayers goes out to those victims of the recent landslide in Belait & Tungku.

Note: This is NOT the actual car but it is the same model but a white color one.

With Love: Amirul010

Pua Chu Kang Talks About SEX??

Note: Read this only if you're 18+! :)
Otherwise, enjoy reading.

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius.

Here it Goes:

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get R a p e d?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? ehhh? Don't pray pray ah! (load: road)

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn!! (Blain: Brain, Siow: Nuts/silly)

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not? (Corlight: Correct, Shiok: Fun)

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn.....! You go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class is it?? Stupid lah!! (flont: front)

Aloy : Wah! Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah! Best in Singapore and Johor Bahru, and some say Batam also ah!

So funny right? Hehehe, I couldn't stop laughing when I read this. Ehehe, Hope You all enjoy it as much as I did. :)

With Love: Amirul010

Dreams

I think all of us do have that dream. You know, the dream of owning something big. Such as cars, house, a dream job or anything that involves about dreams or aims in life. As a normal human being, I do have those dreams. Yes, the picture below is one of them, a picture of my dream house. A house that I hope I could build with my own money, a product from all the effort and hard work. Although I already inherited a house from my mother but unfortunately I'm still not satisfied with it which is why I am studying so hard to get what I'm aiming for in life. Which is to provide a comfort lifestyle for my mother and my own family one day.

It's true guys, if you have a dream, especially big dreams, you're gonna work hard to achieve that dream. All those obstacles you gotta face in order to achieve that dream are gonna be worth it once you achieve those dreams. As the picture below and the title of my post for today, which is "Dreams" You might be laughing or thinking that I'm being silly here but life without dreams? Come on, how worthless and useless is that life going to be? Ask your self that question. You need to have a target in this life otherwise you ended up asking your self "what am I going to do with my life?" You ended up doing a job that you hated which pays low but you still need to do it cause you need the money. Your thinking to go for something else but you don't have that high education to pursue it. As a result you ended up stuck doing what you do. Even worst, you have debts surrounding you and your family.

So I suggest to those of you who doesn't have dreams or aim in life yet, you guys need to figure your self out before it's too late cause guys, time wait for no one. Hem, what else ha? oh yeah, do you guys remember when you were in primary school when your teacher asked you "what is your ambition?" or "what do you wanna do once you grow up? Did you remember those days? I certainly did. Ever since I finished my primary,secondary and high school and currently in high institution, aiming to get that Bachelor degree is my main priority. I now dare say I am determent to work hard and swear not to give up. Giving up is not an option. Absolutely NOT! If those people out there managed to achieve their dreams, so can I.

I am not different from them. They're also same as me except for gender but in terms of having a brain, we all have brains to think and gain knowledge. Thanks to the Lord who created this amazing human organ. It is the matter of luck, determination and effort put into that dream and aim in life. And yes, as a muslim my self, prayers do count but prayers alone won't work without effort and all those things I've just mention. So my advise to those of you out there, not to give up on your dreams, keep aiming higher, don't ever feel satisfied by what you had accomplish, accomplish much more higher and keep surrounding your self with postive people who appreciate you and ackowledge on what you've got to say and last but not least, don't ever stop learning cause life is a life long learning process.

My Dream House

With Love: Amirul010

Happy Birthday To Yousri

Happy Birthday To My Friend Yousri

May Allah Bless You

May This Year Brings You Happiness

Achieving Great Accomplishment In Your Field

With Love: Amirul010

Me, Having Chicken Pox.. Shit!!!!!

Yeah, that's right, I'm having the horrible Chicken Pox. The Doctor gave me a week break for the healing process to take place and also to prevent my chicken pox from spreading to the other students. But I still need to be review just incase the chicken pox is completely heal or not. Here's a info about the diease.

What is Chicken Pox?
Chickenpox is a highly contagious illness caused by primary infection with varicella zoster virus (VZV). It generally begins with a vesicular skin rash appearing in two or three waves, mainly on the body and head rather than the hands and becoming itchy raw pockmarks, small open sores which heal mostly without scarring.

Chickenpox has a 10-21 day incubation period and is spread easily through aerosolized droplets from the nasopharynx of ill individuals or through direct contact with secretions from the rash. Following primary infection there is usually lifelong protective immunity from further episodes of chickenpox.

Chickenpox is rarely fatal, although it is generally more severe in adults than in children. Pregnant women and those with a suppressed immune system are at highest risk of serious complications. The most common late complication of chicken pox is shingles, caused by reactivation of the varicella zoster virus decades after the initial episode of chickenpox.

Signs & Symptoms:
Chickenpox is a highly contagious disease that spreads from person to person by direct contact or by air from an infected person's coughing or sneezing. Touching the fluid from a chickenpox blister can also spread the disease. A person with chickenpox is contagious from one to five days before the rash appears. The contagious period continues until all blisters have formed scabs, which may take 5 to 10 days. It takes from 10 to 21 days after contact with an infected person for someone to develop chickenpox.

The chicken pox lesions (blisters) start as a two to four millimeter red papule which develops an irregular outline (a rose petal). A thin-walled, clear vesicle (dew drop) develops on top of the area of redness. This "dew drop on a rose petal" lesion is very characteristic of chickenpox. After about 8 to 12 hours the fluid in the vesicle becomes cloudy and the vesicle breaks leaving a crust. The fluid is highly contagious, but once the lesion crusts over, it is not considered contagious. The crust usually falls off after seven days sometimes leaving a crater-like scar. Although one lesion goes through this complete cycle in about seven days, another hallmark of chickenpox is that new lesions crop up every day for several days. Therefore it may be a week before new lesions stop appearing and existing lesions crust over. Children should not be sent back to school until all lesions have crusted over.

It is not necessary to have physical contact with the infected person for the disease to spread. Infected persons can spread chickenpox before they know they have the disease, i.e. before any rash develops. They can infect others from about two days before the rash develops until all the sores have crusted over, usually four or five days after the rash starts.

Diagnosis:
The diagnosis of varicella is primarily clinical. In a non-immunized individual with typical prodromal symptoms associated with the appropriate appearing rash occurring in "crops", no further investigation would normally be undertaken.
If further investigation is undertaken, confirmation of the diagnosis can be sought through either examination of the fluid within the vesicles, or by testing blood for evidence of an acute immunologic response. Vesicle fluid can be examined with a Tsanck smear, or better with examination for direct fluorescent antibody. The fluid can also be "cultured", whereby attempts are made to grow the virus from a fluid sample. Blood tests can be used to identify a response to acute infection (IgM) or previous infection and subsequent immunity (IgG).

Prenatal diagnosis of fetal varicella infection can be performed using ultrasound, though a delay of 5 weeks following primary maternal infection is advised. A PCR (DNA) test of the mother's amniotic fluid can also be performed, though the risk of spontaneous abortion due to the amniocentesis procedure is higher than the risk of the baby developing foetal varicella syndrome.

Treatment:
There is no evidence to support the effectiveness of topical application of calamine lotion, a topical barrier preparation containing zinc oxide in spite of its wide usage and excellent safety profile.[11] It is important to maintain good hygiene and daily cleaning of skin with warm water to avoid secondary bacterial infection. To relieve the symptoms of chicken pox, people commonly use anti-itching creams and lotions. These lotions are not to be used on the face or close to the eyes. An oatmeal bath also might help ease discomfort.

Since I'm an adult, Infection in otherwise healthy adults tends to be more severe and active; treatment with antiviral drugs (e.g. aciclovir) is generally advised, as long as it is started within 24-48 hours from rash onset. Patients of any age with depressed immune systems or extensive eczema are at risk of more severe disease and should also be treated with antiviral medication. In the U.S., 55 percent of chickenpox deaths are in the over-20 age group, even though they are a tiny fraction of the cases.

With Love: Amirul010

Dressing up Babies

Cute Babies Plays Dressing Up

Original Image

Being a Solider

Being The Vicious Hitler

As Halk Hogen

Aaa, Gene Simmons From The KISS

Movie Director

Kung Fu Sifu

Shrek

With Love: Amirul010

New Small, Smart & Efficient Cars

Now this how you encourage people to buy small, fuel efficient cars.

The Smorvette

The Smaudi A3 Awd

The Smamborghini


The Smorsche

The Smorsche Targa

And Last but not least The Smerrari

With Love: Amirul010

First Day Back

Yeap Ya'll, Today is my first day back to school.. well, not only for me but for all UBD'ians lah. Anyway, also today I'm so happy because finally I'll be seeing my friends. To be honest with you, yeah I do misses all of my coursemate,colleague and our beloved lecturer. Um. today nothing much going on, like any other High Institution in Brunei, the first day is more towards introduction and welcoming the students back to school. And today, it is officially that we, Nursing student are no longer using our school uniform. Why? Hem, since we're merging with UBD under Faculty of Medicine and will be moving soon to our new building which call Institute of Medicine sometime by Mei or June, I think now we are suppose to follow the rules and regulation of UBD. Also, since we're moving sometime in Mei or June, I guess i'll be having my final year written examination there in the new building. I'm really looking forward to that despite I'am not looking forward to having the exam ehehe.

First Day, already busy find resources and info on Brest Absses & Brest Cancer

Amirul & Ak Ismail
Amirul & Azilawardi
Amirul & Rara

But this new year, I have made a decision to study hard. Knowing that, most of my coursemate are now focusing towards their study unlike the old days. Meaning that the competition is gonna be tougher than before because everyone is aiming to continue their study and graduate with an Honor which I'm also striving for. Nevertheless, I bet this new semester are gonna be tougher and shown each other competitive side. Huh.. We also had been told that for this semester, we only going to have 5 days of break which is going to be only in March. While the rest of the days are just gonna be study, clinical placement and revision session. Yes, while you guys out there are having your holiday both in March and June, unfortunately for us, we're gonna be stuck at the new IM building doing our revision. AAAAA So stressful eh everytime I think about it therefore, it is best for me not to think about it. Haha.

Siti Khadijah, Amirul,Norafizah &VV

Although this is our first day back to school but the lesson starts by today when we were told to prepare our self with all the knowledge about Brest Absses and Brest Cancer. We all did prepare but unfortunately the class is cancel because one of our lecturer mother had passed away sometime in the afternoon. Al-Fatihah to her. May God bless her soul. Anyway, since the class was cancel, we just stayed in class and do little bit of catching up with each other. Sadly Rara couldn't join us for long in the afternoon class cause she had to leave early due to her health problem. Everybody left school around 3pm today. As for me? What did I do once I got home? hem.. Sleep!!! Seriously I'm having trouble sleeping last night, shit eh. I slept around 2am in the morning which is so not like me. I really hope I can sleep early tonight. Alright that would be all for today. Oh yeah, one more thing, Rara finally gave me the Britney Spears new album, the one that she bought for me while she was in Australia. Thanks Rara :)

With Love: Amirul010

What's Your Excuse? I'm an Ape.

Look up at your birthday date and see what your personality are...

January 01 - 09 ~ Ass
January 10 - 24 ~Slug
January 25 - 31 ~Cockroach

February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite

February 06 - 14 ~Bullfrog

February 15 - 21 ~Skunk

February 22 - 28 ~ Snake

March 01 - 12 ~ Ape (Me, Yay! I'm an Ape)

March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach

March 16 - 23 ~ Slug

March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite

April 01 - 03 ~ Ass

April 04 - 14 ~ Snake

April 15 - 26 ~ Slug

April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk

May 01 - 13 ~ Slug

May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog

May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach

June 01 - 03 ~ Slug

June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk

June 15 - 20 ~ Ass

June 21 - 24 ~ Ape

June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite

July 01 - 09 ~ Slug

July 10 - 15 ~ Ass

July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog

July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite

August 01 - 15 ~ Ape

August 16 - 25 ~ Slug

August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk

September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog

September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite

September 28 - 30 ~ Ass

October 01 - 15 ~ Ape

October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk

October 28 - 31 ~ Snake

November 01 - 16 ~Cockroach

November 17 - 30 ~Parasite

December 01 - 16 ~ Ass

December 17 - 25 ~ Ape

December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog

The Meaning Behind it all:

If you are an Ass : A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble, and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, a! ll of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug : Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach : Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... Hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.

If you are a Parasite : An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk : You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give, and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.

If you are a Bullfrog: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. ! They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love.

If you are a Snake : You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, yo u may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are an Ape : Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

So, I'm an Ape, wow, I'm so flattered by what it say's about Ape people. So Touch eh. Hehehe, So, what did your birthday tells you about your personality?

With Love: Amirul010

Spread The Word

To All of my female friends and family, please take note, this is not something I'm posting for fun. I'm being serious here. Please take note for your own safety out there. Take Caution ladies. As for the Gentleman out there, adui, adang-adang tah luan birah atu, membari malu. Where's your man manner kan? Didn't your mother or teacher taught you how to behave to be a gentleman. Come on, what a disgrace of you for the entire gentleman out here. You're such an embarrassment for all manhood kind. (I'm preferring to those who are not portraying them self well) And please note, I'm scolding those man who are said in the news I'm posting below.

A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug.

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - They are P*E*R*M*A*N* E*N*T!!! Progesterex was designed to sterilize horses.. Any female who takes it will NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE... The weasels can get this drug from anyone who is in the vet school or any university.

It's that easy, and Progesterex is about to break out big on campuses everywhere. Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how to use it.

Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls.. Be careful when you're out and don't leave your drink unattended. Please make the effort to forward this on to all you know... Guys, please inform all your female friends and relatives!

REPOST THIS MSG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU CAN to HELP SAVE THE NEXT VICTIM.....

With Love: Amirul010

The person behind Facebook.

Almost everyone online is using Facebook.I bet you have one. However, there is a very interesting story that lies behind the most succesfull social networking ,Facebook. Let me tell you a story of Mark Zuckerberg. Without Zuckerberg, there will be no Facebook that we used to access everyday. Mark Zuckerberg even nominated by Forbes being the youngest billionaire in the world.

This Tech's newest golden boy founded addictive social-networking site Facebook in February 2004 from his Harvard dorm room. He left school for Silicon Valley that year. Microsoft paid $240 million last October for a 1.6% stake, giving the company an implied valuation of $15 billion. Some analysts and a few Facebook investors think that's high. We think Zuckerberg's stake is worth $1.5 billion. Regardless, Zuckerberg is the youngest billionaire on earth and possibly the youngest self-made billionaire ever.

He Left school for Silicon Valley later that year; scored initial $500,000 investment from PayPal cofounder Peter Thiel. Venture firms soon swooned, among them Accel Partners and Greylock Partners. Today Facebook boasts 66 million active users. Estimated annual sales: $150 million. Expanding beyond being a college-only message system and photo album; now courting users to 55,000 different high school, business and city networks. Problems with privacy: installed "News Feed" in 2006; program automatically alerted users' friends to changes they made to their profiles. Outcry over privacy concerns led company to backpedal; Zuckerberg issued apology. Similar controversy ensued after release of Facebook Beacon late last year; program automatically alerted friends of activities on selected outside sites, including eBay and Fandango. Microsoft bought 1.6% stake for $240 million last October; deal led many to suggest the company is worth $15 billion. Some analysts—and even a few Facebook investors—suggest the company's value is far lower.

Mark Zuckerberg Biography:

Age: 23

Fortune: self made

Source: Facebook

Net Worth: $1.5 bil

Country Of Citizenship: United States

Residence: Palo Alto, California , United States, North America.

Industry: Technology Marital

Status: Single.

Education: Harvard University, Drop Out.

With Love: Amirul010

Awesome Pictures

How amazing is God creation are. Look at the pictures below and see how amazing there are.

With Love: Amirul010

Finally

Finally I'm able to finished the last book of Harry Potter trilogy. Fuh, it took me three straight days reading the book and I must say, after all the suspense, drama and questions, it is finally to come an end. I can't tell how much enjoy I was reading the book, knowing what happened to Harry and his friends made such a relief in me but now that I finished it, I'am sad that it had finally to come to and end. For the last 6 years we all see and read how Harry and his friends grow and been through such a hard life but knowing that he ended up alright in the end was such an inspiration. Although I already know what happened to Harry & his friends by reading the book, I'am still excited to see the movie which I think probably would be out next year, since the second last movie will be out sometime in July this year. Hurray!!!!

Alright, enough about that, hem, as you guys know that I'll be coming back to school soon and so far, I haven't really prepare anything yet except for the cloths. I haven't buy any stationary things yet but I did shop for new cloths for this new semester. Hahah, silly me right? but that's me. And one more thing, while I was talking to my friend just now in the afternoon, he told me that we do have one paper that we need to submit by the end of this month. I totally forgot about it, I mean seriously totally forgot about it. I assumed he was just joking when he told me. But nevertheless, in the end I trusted him by which means I started to look for the questions paper but sadly I seems to had lost it when I cleaned out my room a couple of weeks ago but thankfully he seems to have the question paper which I requested for him to send it to me by e-mail which he did. So, thanks men, I owed you one.

He did asked me whether I'm going to do it as fast as possible? I told him NO cause I wanted to enjoy and rest during this holiday and will do the paper when school start. Yes, I know, I might sound silly here but hye, I only have a week left of relaxation session before heading back to school. I hereby would like to make use of it while I still can. Because once school's start there will be more work and I dare say this, the stress level will be over the moon. Considering this new semester will be my last semester. To which what I've heard that we're gonna work hard as we never worked hard before.

Can you imagine that we will be doing our clinical placement within' 5 months, stuck in the Hospital and Health centres and so little time to do our final revision and what's worse, the June Mid Term holiday, while most of you out there (students) are enjoying your holiday. We, on the other hand have to come to school and do our revision. No rest at all except in March, the month of my birthday. Fuck!!! oh well, I guess this is the new life and what's ahead of it need to be face with hard work, passion,focus and self belief and also with that I shall end this post with a few wisdom word.

To achieve what you want, you need to work hard.
To achieve it, you need to focus and belief.
To be patient and passionate no matter what are the obstacles.
To stand your ground and self belief if you ability been question.
To let people see and know that you are unbreakable.
With Love: Amirul010

Reading Vs Watch Movie?

As you guys probably know that I'am a big fan of Harry Potter. Ever since the first movie was released 6 years ago. Every year a new trilogy movie of Harry Potter would be released and I as one of the biggest fan of this trilogy waited anxiously and patiently. Same thing about this year, when I found that the second last movie of the trilogy was postpone last November last year which was devastating and move to July within' this year, I was so devastated but luckily a good friend of mine had leaded me the book.

As a person who loves to read, I find it so much more interesting because it is much more detail and you can understand the story telling and you almost feel like you were there inside the magical world. Plus, by reading, there are no scene deleted unlike in the movie. For an example, Harry Potter & The Order of The Phoenix, most of the content in the book was not in the movie, I don't really know why is that but I really hope their aren't going to do the same with this last two Harry Potter movie.

(Harry Potter & Half Blood Prince)

(Completed within' 3 Days)

I must say at first when I saw the book, I was so shock on how thick it was, probably one of thickest book I've ever read but my friend told me not to worry because once you start reading it, it is hard to stop reading it. Because as you go through it, the excitement, drama, suspend, questions, answers are going to get more exciting and you probably wonder what's next in the next chapter once you stop reading it.

Take me for an example, once I read the book Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince last Friday, I couldn't stop reading, stoping was not an option. While reading it, I lost track of time whether it is night time or bed time. I even forgot my dinner or my lunch time sometime. See? how this book can make you addicited? As a result, I managed to finished reading the Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince within' 3 days and right now I'm continuing reading the last book which is Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows. Alright guys, I'm off now, gonna continue reading my book. :) btw, for those of you who had just started coming back to school today, good luck and keep your new resoulation guys. All the best. :)

Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows

(Still in progress, Chapter 17)

With Love: Amirul010

Nescafe 3 in 1 merosakkan jantung & buah pinggang

Zaman skarang ni, banyak penyakit datang dari pemakanan.....

Tanda-tanda awal penykit:

1. Bila jantung berdebar ini berlaku, ia akan diikuti dengan dahi berpeluh.
2. Beliau juga kerap merasakan kesakitan pada dadanya.
3. Sering mencungap dan kadang-kadang kala sewaktu sembahyang pun mencungap.
4. Semakin tidak tahan atau alah dengan panas terik matahari dan jikalau kena panas, badannya akan banyak berpeluh dan tidak selesa.
5. Jikalau tahun lepas, kekerapan simptom-simptom di atas agak jarang namun kebelakangan ini, kekerapan kejadian semakin kerap sehingga satu kali serangan dalam setiap 2/3 hari.
6. Tapak tangannya.semakin basah.

Berdasarkan simptom dan analisis mendapati bahawa jika kerap meminum Nescafe 3 in one. Nescafe adalah tidak baik dan merosak buah pinggang manakala krimer yang terdapat di dalam campuran ini sangat merosak jantung. Krimer ini bukan diperbuat dari susu tetapi adalah dibuat dari kelapa sawit (non dairy creamer)'

Langkah-langkah berwaspada:
1. Elakkan dari meminum Nescafe yang merosak buah pinggang dan elakkan sama sekali apa jua jenis krimer yang dibuat dari selain susu (non dairy creamer).
2. Elakkan dari mengambil coffee mate kerana ia adalah non dairy creamer.
3. Elakkan makan ais krim kerana mengandungi krimmer yang tinggi.
4. Elakkan susu pekat manis yang mengandungi krimer dari selain susu.
5. Elakkan memakan sebarang makanan yang mengandungi margarine.
6. Elakkan memakan burger, naget, kentang goreng, potato chip dan segala yang sewaktu dengannya.
7. Elakkan mandi selepas makan.
8. Amalkan amalan: Ambil segenggam kacang hijau, rendam dalam air kira-kira 10 minit,selepas itu rebus asal masak dan bukan rebus sehingga pecah tanpa membubuh garam. Selepas itu buang air rebusan dan makanlah kacang hijau ini dan amalkan amalan ini setiap hari.
9. Boleh beli jintan hitam dan makan setiap hari atau pun belilah yang sudah siap diproses atas nama habbatussauda.
10. Amalkan makan sayuran pahit seperti kailan, peria, pegaga, daun ubi, pucuk betik, ulam-ulam dsbnya.
11. Kurangkan makan nasi lemak terutama sekali nasi lemak di kedai kerana mereka mencampurkan minyak masak kepada nasi lemak agar nasi lemak ini kelihatan cantik berderai dan tidak melekat.

Kepada yang mulai menghadapi masalah dengan jantungnya atau yang sudah lama bermasalah jantung, bolehlah mengamalkan amalan di atas. Insyallah tetapi sila tanya dahulu kepada doktor-doktor atau buat sedikit kaji selidik mengenainya sebelum melakukannya.

Dear Friends,

I'm strongly agreed on these issues because it happens to one of my friend in HSS Integrated Consultant. Beliau sekarang menjalani rawatan dialysis setiap 3 hari. Now its been already 9 years he is suffering with this kidney problem.

The doctor who diagnosis him say's, the main cause are:
1. Breakfast with Nescafe
210am break with Nescafe
3. Lunch with Nescafe ais
4. Minum petang also with Nescafe.
5. Malam supper pun pekena Nescafe.

So, hope for best for those who still love Nescafe.

With Love: Amirul010

Four Things Your Mobile Phone Could Do

THINGS YOU PROBABLY NEVER KNEW YOUR MOBILE PHONE COULD DO.

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:

First: Emergency.

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112. If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

Second: You left your car keys inside the car.

Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their mobile phone from your cell phone.Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a mobile phone!'

Three: Hidden Battery Power.

Imagine your mobile battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your mobile will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your mobile next time.

Fourth: How To Disable A Stolen Mobile Phone.

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back,but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in peoplestealing mobile phones.

Good luck trying all these tips. Hope it'll work guys.

With Love: Amirul010

Happy New Year Everybody

May this year bring you lots of happiness and success.
Achieving tons of amazing accomplishment.

With Love: Amirul010